Bills got ya down? The Man treadin’ on ya? Feeling the pinch, and tightenin’ yer belt? Been in the breadline, and sufferin’ a drought-out?
I feel ya. It’s hard out there. Everyone has to make sacrifices.
But for everyone, there is also a line you just don’t want to cross. A level below which you just don’t want to go. A certain something you just don’t want to have to do.
But ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
You might even be considering it.
The final frontier.
Where no oenophile has gone before.
You might even be thinking you’ll have to Rhone Alone.
But friends don’t let friends Rhone Alone.
Friends Don’t Let Friends Rhone Alone.
Enter the Rhone Rangers. Superheroes. Super Friends. Superfriends.
Superfriends don’t let Superfriends Rhone Alone.
Now, you don’t have to Rhone Alone.
Which is good.
Because Friends Don’t Let Friends Rhone Alone.