Sometimes, it’s just good to work at Ridge.
And in saying that, please don’t mean me to mean that it’s ever not good to work at Ridge.
It’s just that sometimes, the fact that IT gave me, without even asking for it, a double-wide monitor just because they “happened to notice” that I’d been “working on a lot of spreadsheets lately” … well, it’s just that sometimes work ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
That said, my fluency, my artistry, my complete mastery of spreadsheets really is so legendary that sometimes, not unlike Eddie Van Halen, I kind of have to play with my back to the audience. So they can’t see what I’m doing. Because it’s just too awesome.
But the point is, sometimes it’s just good to work at Ridge.
Because sometimes I’m good,
and when I’m good,
sometimes Santa Draper
leaves presents for me
under my little blogger tree.